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Winter 2008
The Tea Building News just in...
Ralph has moved to Shoreditch behemoth and iconic hub of new media twattery - the Tea Building. We resisted its glittering delights for many years but eventually had to accept our new media lineage and finally come home to roost. Oh, we also opened an office in L.A.
Dead Set
Blood soaked viral to punt
Charlie Brooker's zombie opus.

Dexter Hit List
Serial killer hilarity ensues once again
to promote Dexter season 2.

Ross Lee's Ghoulies
Testicle based innuendo galore in this site
for Nickelodeon's genius new show.

Max Payne
Put yourself in Max's size
tens and kick some ass.

Gummynizer
Annoy the hell out of everyone you
know with this Crazy Frog rival.

White Album
OMFG! John Lennon is still alive!
But what the hell is he writing?

Skatoony
Put your digital craft skills to the test
in this site for the Cartoon Network.

The Tale of Despereaux
Papervision adventure with Ferris
Bueller as a talking mouse. Nuff said.

The Dog Whisperer
Cute dog goes mental to help us push
new season of The Dog Whisperer.

 
Bolt - Fully awesome viral to promote upcoming Disney movie, Bolt.
Burn Notice - Wipe your friends off the face of the earth, all in the name of fun.
Law and Order - Stress test to promote new season of TV's longest running cop show.
Dexter Therapy - Find out if you are as psychopathically inclined as the show's titular anti-hero.
Discovery Species - A user's guide to young men. Not as seedy as it sounds.
Pokémon - Website launched to herald the glorious arrival of Pokémon to Jetix.
UKTV G.O.L.D. - Comedy gold abounds in this site promoting the channel's re-launch.
UKTV Watch - King Richard and Queen Judy lead the charge on new digital channel's site.
The Mentalist - Mind reading shenanigans to freak your friends with.
Strangers - Sleeper hit movie gets the Ralph treatment to promote DVD release.
Warner Bros - DVD hub for Warner's tasty televisual releases.
Pedigree creative horses soon bolting from the Ralph stable include mutant heroes, Tudor scallywags, dwarf porn, high street honeys, crystal meth dealing dads and much, much more.
Upside down dogs
Does exactly what it says on the tin.

 
D&AD Judge Chris Hassell
Thinks this is a sexy pic. It isn't.
Nobody. We were too lazy to pick a winner. But if you fancy a stinking tramp puppet then drop by our sparkly new office in Shoreditch's Tea Building and it's yours.
 
A hand-crafted Ralph coffee mug displaying a beautifully rendered fire-breathing dinosaur painted by renound fire-breathing dinosaur artist, Christopher Stack.
"If you cut the little finger off a baby aged 12 weeks or younger the finger will grow back. Only the little finger though. The others don't have the capability."
 
PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm turning into the Times New Roman font.
DOCTOR: Well I recommend you see a clinical psychiatrist as I am only a GP and not properly qualified to deal with such an issue, unless this delusion was caused by massive head trauma in which case I could refer you to a neurologist instead.